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FILMS OF THE PAST AND PRESENT

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>>>Heinz Commercial Contest: The Dawn of Heinz <<<
 

Summer 2007

This is our first official Entry to the Heinz "Top this tv" Commercial Contest. The premise was simple, we had to make a 30 second commercial, and so I decided to do a parody of the first scene of 2001 A Space Odyssey, only with a hamburger, a hot dog, and fries instead of monkeys. If you dont get the reference, you don't know crap about movies!

anyway I'm pretty pround about this because we made the hamburger costume from scratch and brought a ton of people together that haven't worked on a movie before, plus the commercial turned out alright! (Youtube compressed it to crap though)

Directed/Produced/Written by Raleigh Latham

Filmed by Jesse Krompier

Sound by Tyler Straub

Starring: Sonny Hutchinson, Kevin Lowry, Nikita Taranduke

Special Thanks to Todd Hansen, Harry Huss, John Sutton, Justin Seligman.

 

 

 

 

>>> Jerry in: The Gheyest Poem ever Made <<<
 

Spring 2007

Have you ever had to take a poetry class and someone read a poem that was way.....WAY to gay. Wlell this is one such story. Me and allon originally read it during the Allon and Raleigh show, but it was too ridiculous not to make into a movie.

Directed by Raleigh Latham. Written By Raleigh Latham. Edited by Raleigh Latham. Filmed by John Thiebes, Raleigh

Starring John Gallagher, Raleigh Latham, Tom Ackerman, Ted Richardson, Bethany Hunter, Yohei Suzuki.

 
 

 

>>> TEH REAL WORLD <<<
 

Winter 2007

What happens when crazy teens live in a House filled with trouble. It was January 14, and my break was ending January 15, so me, Evan, Nikita, Sonny, and John decided to make a hilarious Real World style movie.

Directed, Edited and Filmed by Raleigh Latham

Starring: Sonny Hutchinson, Evan Schmidt, John Sutton, and Nikita Taranduke

 

 

 
>>> On the Next 24 <<<
 

Winter 2007

Me, Nikita, Evan, John, and James were bored around January 3rd so we decided to wing a movie with no script or plot. I guess we decided to make a little trailer for an episode of 24, so we grabbed some turkish shirts and BAM! Instant turkish terrorists. Anyway we used Kevin Lowry's bloodcannon to good effect in this little 24 trailer, check it out.

Directed by Raleigh Latham, Filmed by Pujo Latham and Raleigh Latham, Edited By Raleigh Latham

Starring: Sonny Hutchinson, Raleigh Latham, Nikita Taranduke, and James Showers.

 

 

>>> OLD TYME DUEL <<<
  2006

Two aristocrats have a disagreement, and must duel to the death with the twigs of their choice, starring Raleigh Latham, Pujo Latham, and Tom Akita. A silly little 1 minute movie that was going to be part of our "Team Wars" documentary.

Directed by Pujo Latham, Edited by Pujo Latham

Starring: Tom Akita, Raleigh Latham, Pujo Latham

 

 

 

>>> Andy Goes to Amsterdam pt. 1 <<<

 

2006

The First Part of our Tom Goes to the Mayor Parody. Andy Kneis and Yannick Lambrecht go on a crazy animated journey to Amsterdam involving prostitutes and a crazy call from a gangsta named "Coldbone"

Our first attempt at animation

Directed, Edited, Filmed by Raleigh Latham

Starring Andy Kneis, Yannick Lambrecht, Tim Marks

 

 

 

>>> Z U I I K I N  I N S A N I T Y <<<
 

Coming Soon-

What if your head, your thoughts were controlled by Japanese women in an Japanese exercise show? And worse off, they spoke terrible English. I would go insane...wouldn't you?

The movie is still in production, because we need to film the Zuiikin Japanese dancers; but other than that the movies is on the fast track to being finished.

Written by Raleigh Latham, David Klein and Evan Schmidt. Directed by Raleigh Latham and David Klein. Filmed by David Klein.

 

 

 

 

>>> T H E  D I A B O L I C A L  S C H E M E <<<
 

2006

A sleazy movie inspired by a bag of cheetos reading "Cheetos Recipe Stolen".

Sonny's a hard working video gamer who loves Counter Strike, and cheetos, that is...until he starts suspecting his best friend John is stealing the Cheetos Secret Recipe. Watch for the suprise ending that would give even M'night Shamalan a sweet B-hole.

Directed by Raleigh Latham. Written by Raleigh and John Sutton. Edited by Pujo Latham

 

 

 

>>> H I L L S  H A V E  G Y P S I E S <<<
 

2006

It was a quiet night of camping for two brothers at Chestnut Hills, but what they didn't know, was that the Hills...HAVE GYPSIES. Savage Gypsies that are only satiated by the taste of human flesh and pancakes. Long story short, Sonny's brother is murdered by the Gypsies so Sonny goes on a murderous journey to get revenge on the gypsy king.

The movie was made for English class. I needed to relate some shitty poem to Heart of Darkness. I got a C- cause the movie had nothing to do with the poem or Heart of Darkness, but it still was pretty good.

Directed by Raleigh Latham. Filmed by Raleigh Latham and Nikita Taranduke. Starring Sonny Hutchinson. Edited by Raleigh Latham

 

 

>>> G O D  V S .  T H E  D E V I L <<<

 

2005

What happens when God and the Devil decide to fight their final battle over control of Sweden....they play MORTAL KOMBAT. Unfortunately, two real estate investment bankers get caught up in the struggle and fight to the death! One of our most popular movies, which is pretty awesome.

I thought the movie turned out hella cool cause me, Andy, Sonny, and Brian filmed it in about 30 minutes and I edited it over the weekend, plus I got an A+ on it as a creative project.

This Movie is probably one of our most popular, and it has more than 67,000 views on Google Video, so check it out!

Directed by Raleigh Latham. Writted by Raleigh and Sonny Hutchinson. Filmed by Andy Kneis. Edited by Raleigh Latham

 

 

 

 

>>> 5 0  C E N T  V S .  T H E  G A M E  2 <<<
 

2005

The sequel to the famously ridiculous 50 cent vs. the game, even though it doesn't have the perfect trio of Sonny Hutchinson, John Sutton, and Evan Schmidt, the hilarious tale of unexpected rape is still funny as ever :-(

Warning: Rape is not funny!

Starring Andy, David, and Anthony

 

 

>>> T H E  A R I S T O C R A T  <<<
     

2005

Directed by Raleigh Latham, Edited by Raleigh & Pujo Latham, Written by Raleigh Latham and a lot of friends

So this is our first attempt at the silent movie genre. Shit, if we were around in 1910-1920, we'd be kicking Charlie Chaplin's sorry ass to the curb.

A gay romp through the streets of Old Tyme Moraga. Alfred Stroob is an Aristocrat, a strapping gentlemen, owner of a dozen and one summer sausage plantations. But this is no sausage fest mind you. Sir Stroob is a man with little patients for unkempt commoners and dimwitted pacific-islander servant boys. But will his brash character lead to certain ruin?

 

>>> D O N U T S <<<
     

2004

No way to summarize this. It's just funny as hell. More than anything, its an ode to Monty Python humor. Download it! It's basically a chase movie revolving around Doughnuts, Billy Joel, and plenty of sleazebags.

Diirected and Edited by Raleigh Latham

Starring Evan Schmidt, Raleigh Latham, Bill Shields, Yannick Lambrecht, Kevin Lowry, Kurt Almeda, Andy Kneis, and Harry Huss

 

>>> G H O S T  S O L D I E R S : T H E  M O V I E <<<
     

2004

Directed by Pujo Latham & Jono Chung, Edited by Pujo Latham, Written by Some guy

Another group of kids hire me for a high school assignment. They have to re-enact a chapter from some book about Vietnam. Unlike the film above, this one kicks ass.

An army recon group is tracking down a mysterious Vietcong regimen. The thick jungle is quiet as these marines cautiously walk through the canopy. The tables are turned when the Vietcong ambush these Americans. All hell breaks loose in this funny action movie.

 

 

>>>  B U B B A  J O E  J A C K S O N <<<
     

2004

Directed by Raleigh Latham, Edited by Raleigh Latham, Written by Raleigh Latham and a whole bunch of his friends

Follow the life of Bubba Joe Jackson, a young southern redneck from the Louisiana Swamplands. It is the 1860's, America is on the verge of plunging into civil war. When the borders are drawn, Bubba is quick to join up with fellow country bumpkin hicks.

Join Raleigh Latham as he takes you on a graphic journey through the Civil War. Experience the blood, carnage, and redneck shenanigans through the eyes of Bubba Joe Jackson.

 

>>> A M E R I C A N  W H I T E  N I N J A ! <<<
     

2004

Directed by Pujo Latham, Edited by Pujo Latham, Written by Adam Ginsburg & Pujo Latham

If there is one thing I hate more than Communism, it has to be the 80's, especially the films of the 80's. For the few that survived this dark era in human history, you'll remember the excessive amounts of ninja movies that kept coming out. Unlike the high-quality kung fu pics of Hong Kong, American ninja/karate films were horribly choreographed, poorly directed, and always contained that annoying 80's synthesizer music (or hair band music)  in the background. Above all, the protagonists were always white guys with stupid looking hair and arrogant smug looks on their faces. When they fought, their technique would be horrible, but they always manage to beat up thousands of minority thugs. Thank God for the Reagan Era, the white man's decade. 

AMERICAN WHITE NINJA! basically follows the same formula as all those stupid movies from the 80's, but made in such a way that you'll be laughing your ass off every time a fight breaks out. Starring Adam Ginsburg, your typical white male, as William Whitman, aka American White Ninja!

 

>>> T Y S O N  X <<<
 

2002

Directed by Pujo Latham, Edited by Pujo Latham, Written by Tyson Stillman

A fake infomercial made for film class, TYSON X is filled with exploding computer monitors and one angry teenager. TYSON X is an anger medication designed to sedate children with "destructive behavioral disorders," such as the mentally distressed Tyson Stillman. Reo Tahara plays the stereotypical Japanese scientist...

(Excerpt from the script) REO: "I have a dream that Tyson X will unite all Japan against terrible American government! So try Tyson X todaaaayy!"

 

 

 

 
>>> Andy Goes to Amsterdam pt. 2 <<<
 

Spring 2007

The Hilarious and raunchy sequel to Andy Goes to Amsterdam pt. 1 After a long night of prostituting, Andy wants to go back to America, but not before he is captured by police and thrown in jail for "being an asshole". Hopefully he doesn't meet up with Coldbone in jail.

This is my second attempt at animation and it took a while, so hopefully everybody enjoys it.

Directed by Raleigh Latham, Edited by Raleigh Latham, Improv by Tim Marks, Andy Kneis, Yannick Lamrecht, Raleigh Latham

Starring: Andy Kneis, Yannick Lambrecht, Tim Marks, Raleigh Latham, Harry Huss, Kurt Almeda.

 

 

>>> W O M A N - H O O D <<<

>>> Campus Safety: Tales of a Dick <<<

 

 

Spring 2007

Living at Willamette U. is tough, theres students smokin dat week and metheads out on the prowl around Salem. It's up to the tough campus safety officers to make everything right, and take out the TRASH!

This is my first movie at Willamette, and it was took way to long because most of the actors didn't want to film and drink in the same night, which was lame.

Our first movie at willamette, it just gets better from here on.

Directed by Raleigh Latham. Written By Raleigh Latham. Edited by Raleigh Latham. Filmed by John Gallagher, Ryan Roseman, and others.

Starring Raleigh Latham, Allon Frieman, John Gallagher, Harrison Thomas, David Mynar, Luke Russel, Thomas, Bjorn Anderson, and others

 

 

>>> TEH ROOM <<<
 

2006

A crazy suspense movie I made for VIdeo Production class. It revolves around a sassy student (Brandon Runyon) who is sent to detention after school. Little does he know that what awaits him in "Teh Room"!

I won the best suspense film at the Campolindo Film Festival for this one, woop.

Directed by Raleigh Latham. Written By Raleigh Latham, Mike Iwata. Filmed by Mike Iwata, Tom Akita, Raleigh Latham

Starring: Brandon Runyon, Tom Akita, Raleigh Latham

 

 

>>> M R . D O B A L I N A <<<

 

2006

Me, Tim, Nick and Kurt were in Film class thinking of a cool music video to make. It took a few days of pondering, but when Tim played Del The Funky Homosapien's "Mr. Dobalina on his Ipod, we knew instantly that it would be the juciest, funkiest Music Video ever made.

Directed by Raleigh Latham and Tim Marks. Filmed by Tim Marks, Kurt Almeida, Raleigh Latham. Edited by Raleigh Latham, Tim Marks, and Nick Richardson.

 

 

>>> LE DOCTOR DE CRAZY <<<
 

2005

A crazy silent film I made during the beginning of Video Production class. We basically wanted to make a crazy silent movie like Georges Melie's "A trip to the Moon" Hence the "I am a Star" reference.

Directed by: Raleigh Latham, Bryan Holbrook. Edited by Bryan Holbrook.

Starring Raleigh Latham, Tom Akita, Bryan Holbrook, Brendan Cleak

 

 

 

>>> W O M A N - H O O D <<<
 

2006

A tales of a mother's conflict with her son. A story of a boy who is a chronic masterbator, driven over the edge by his imaginary friend. A fable about a father's conflict with his fiery B-hole. Most of all, its hella crazy so just watch it.

Warning!: Implied rape

It took about 3 hours to make the movie cause we were laughing so hard at how crazy and wrong it was.

Directed by Raleigh Latham. Written By Evan Schmidt, Eric Mckelyea, and John Sutton, Edited by Pujo Latham and Raleigh.

 

 

 

>>> J U S T  A D D  W A T E R <<<

 

 

2005

Pujo's epic informercial, based on the the sleazy Billy Maze Oxy-clean commercial, Jeramiah Swanson (Bill Shields) and Dick Van-Buren (Adam Ginsburg) are two salesman willing to any lengths to show you their AWESOME products.

These are AMAZING products here ladies and gentlemen: Nitro Scrub, The Pasta Server 5000, and The Book of Mormon. Just...add...water.

Directed by Pujo Latham. Written by Pujo Latham, Adam Ginsburg, and Bill Shields. Edited by Pujo Latham

Starring Bill Shields, Adam Ginsburg, Raleigh Latham, Andy Kneis, Tom Akita, Evan Scmidt

 

 

 

 

>>> B A C K W A R D S  S T U F F <<<
 

2006

Sonny, Nikita, and I had nothing to do a few months ago so we decided to film some stuff and see how it looked backwards.

Starring Sonny Hutchinson, Nikita Taranduke, Raleigh Latham

 

 

 

>>> E R I C  B O N D <<<
 

2005

In the year 2014, there was one soccer player...who defied the Fascist state. He was the only person who could stop Hitler X. He was....ERIC BOND. Evan basically filmed and directed this movie in about 10 minute , and I edited it in about 20 minutes. It stands out as one of the laziest, yet hilarious movies in our databanks.

Written and directed by Evan Schmidt. Edited by Raleigh Latham

 

 

 

>>> 5 0  C E N T  V S .  T H E  G A M E <<<
     

2005

Directed by Raleigh Latham, Edited by Raleigh Latham, Written by Evan Schmidt, Sonny, and Raleigh Latham

It was the year 2005, the ides of March. A storm was brewing in the east, a storm that would end up tearing a nation apart.

50 Cent. The Game. Gods among men. There was a time when these two mighty warriors walked hand in hand, cheek to cheek, ass to ass, etc. But those good times were coming to an end. No one knows how it all began. Scientologists believe that 50 dropped his monocle in the punch bowl and asked his life partner The Game to fish it out. The Lofty Game refused to dip his dainty fingers into the fruity abyss. A slap fight ensued, resulting in hurt feelings and a shattered G-Unit.

At last, these two friends turned enemies face off in a final duel that will decide the fate of not only the hip hop nation, but the world. This time, Pujo Productions let's you, the viewer, decide who wins, and who dies. Who you gon' choose????!!!!

(warning...this film has foul language a-foot)

 

 

>>> B O R E D O M <<<
   

2004

Directed by Raleigh Latham (special guest director Pujo Latham), Edited by Raleigh Latham, Written by Andy Kneiss and Raleigh Latham

There is a thin line between man and beast....it's just a matter of....BOREDOM.

Andy Kneis, a young japanese schoolchild is stuck at home for during a long summer vacation. With a diminishing food supply, his only refuge of sanity are his friends. One is addicted to everquest....the other to...."feeding his animals". When his ties are seperated between himself and his friends, Andy goes on a dark inward journey. Can he control the beast with-in or will he succumb to his inner demons. Boredom is the trigger...to an EXPLOSION!!

 

 

>>> C A M P O L I N D O <<<
   

2004

Directed by Nima Asfari, Mike Foote, Edited by Raleigh Latham, Written by Nima Asfari, Mike Foote

Made for some kind of homecoming thing, this film explains why you don't mess with Campo. We're hard as fuck and no one can mess with us.

This film was presented to the whole entire school during (or before?) the homecoming thing. Some censorship nazis watched the film and demanded that the WINE DRINKING BE EDITED OUT BECAUSE IT OFFENDS PEOPLE. What a bunch of pricks. Those same nazis made a bunch of other demands that the film be politically correct in all ways.

But this is the internets and they have no say here!

 

>>>  T H E  G E N O C I D E  M O V I E  <<<
     

2004

Directed by Raleigh Latham, Edited by Raleigh Latham, Written by a whole lot of dictators

There's a good story behind this one. Raleigh's AP European history teacher tells the class to make videos documenting genocide throughout Europe. Raleigh and a few classmates get to work, re-enacting the Armenian genocide, the Liquidation of the Kulaks, and other horrible tragedies.

I guess Raleigh's teacher was expecting "Schindler's List" quality from these students, but even Pujo Productions can't produce  film at that level. Raleigh presented his film to the rest of his class, but before the first Nerf/pistol was fired by the evil Turks, the AP teacher stopped the film and said, "This is pathetic, Raleigh, horribly racist."

Raleigh wasn't singled out though. Other student's films were shut down and dissed by the teacher. She went totally insane on these kids. She's a nutjob.

 

 

>>> T H E  D A N  G L A S S  BIOGRAPHY   <<<
     

2002

Directed by Alex Peterson, Edited by Pujo Latham, Written by Dan Glass and Alex Peterson

A day in the life of Dan Glass, a kid that may seem troubled, but in actuality has is completely together. The genius of this movie is not so much the technical feats, but the narration. As Dan Glass wanders through town, he shares his insight of the world and the human condition.

(Excerpt from the script) DAN: "...it's not Starbucks coffee, it's not gourmet coffee, it's generic coffee, and even though I can taste the Columbian children's sweat in it, I can cover it up with sugar, like a good American."

 

 

 

>>> S M U G G L E - B - G O N E <<<
  smuggle b gone  

Made in 2002, silly informercial about Portugese Raisin Smugglers with Kevin Lowry, Bill Shields, and Raleigh Latham

>>> QUICK KUNG FU <<<
 

2003

Pujo didn't have alot to do when he first arrived at Wasatch Academy. Fortunately he met up with two Crazy Kids: James Otim and Kunga Choden. They Collaborated and made this movie, which was a smash hit as Wasatch.

 

 

>>> MISC <<<
 

Watch for the Pujo Productions logo

 

     

So Akihiro, this nutty Japanese kid that knows no fear, comes speeding down the slope and jumps off a big lip, but the jump hasn't been built yet...

 

 

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